Horrific modifications of My Little Ponies
October 2nd 2008 11:05
Man, I always hated My Little Ponies. They creeped me out as a kid, these plastic ponies, big-eyed, balefully glaring at me. Waiting for my to turn my back so that they could steal my milk.
I never understood what the girls did with them. As far as I could tell, they just marched them around, grazing them at imaginary pastures.
Not like me and my highly evolved Transformers. They did something - they transformed. Into cars, planes and cassette tapes. We were on the forefront of toy technology and nobody was going to ruin our treacherous road to fast times. I got an action figure called a Visionary for Christmas, and it came with a hologram on the front.
I stared at that thing like it was a portal to another dimension.
Just watch the intro and you'll see how compelling it was:
My Little Ponies, on the other hand were created out of the vile ichor from the bleeding heart of a downed gargoyle. And DeviantArt artist, Spippo, has channeled that pagan energy to transmogrify them into their true forms, like the My Little Alien shown above.
He gets creepier, though:
My Little Cthulhu
My Little Alucard Helsing
My Little Predator
Actually, these seem kind of fun. Imagine - My Little Alien vs. My Little Predator. Fun for the whole family!
(found on BoingBoing)
I never understood what the girls did with them. As far as I could tell, they just marched them around, grazing them at imaginary pastures.
Not like me and my highly evolved Transformers. They did something - they transformed. Into cars, planes and cassette tapes. We were on the forefront of toy technology and nobody was going to ruin our treacherous road to fast times. I got an action figure called a Visionary for Christmas, and it came with a hologram on the front.
I stared at that thing like it was a portal to another dimension.
Just watch the intro and you'll see how compelling it was:
My Little Ponies, on the other hand were created out of the vile ichor from the bleeding heart of a downed gargoyle. And DeviantArt artist, Spippo, has channeled that pagan energy to transmogrify them into their true forms, like the My Little Alien shown above.
He gets creepier, though:
My Little Cthulhu
My Little Alucard Helsing
My Little Predator
Actually, these seem kind of fun. Imagine - My Little Alien vs. My Little Predator. Fun for the whole family!
(found on BoingBoing)
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Comment by Kleonaptra
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And yes, all we do with them is graze them from pasture to pasture...It can be really exciting when a pasture dries up and they have to travel long distances, but then I had the five lions in my herd too.
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